Dry Jokes

Como fui a Itália sinto-me na obrigação de publicar algumas piadas inglesas:

"What do you call a penguin in the desert?"
"Lost".

Why there aren't any penguins in Britain?"
"Because they are afraid of Wales".

How do you comunicate with a fish?
"You drop him a line".

"When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash".

The three most common expressions in aviation are:
"Why is it doing that?"
"Where are we?"
"Oh Shit"

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms."